David Letterman has made the top ten list a famed part of our culture. Welcome to Vanessa’s top 7 lists. I have a few stocked up, some are funny and some serious. They are solely my thoughts or opinions on 7 of the best, worst, funniest, or other type of designation, of a category.
Why 7, you may ask.... To quote Tom Riddle, “isn’t 7 the most magical number?” Although, beyond that, I have always liked the number seven. It is not to many, not too few. There are 7 dwarves, 7 deadly sins, 7 rimes with heaven, really I could go on…
So the first list is to name my top 7 Disney villains. Really, that is what I’ve chosen for my first list. Why, because it is random and fun and their songs and lines are some of the best in the movies.
1. Ursula: She is just so amazingly wicked. She has one of the best songs in the movie and when she transforms herself into a human, her name is Vanessa. Enough said!
2. Maleficent: She is simply evil, from her curse on the baby princess, to the fact that she can transform into a dragon. She is bad ass!
3. Jafar: He is classy and dapper nasty. This is a tuff look to put together but, he does it with grace and with a parrot on his shoulder as a sidekick/accessory. He personifies cool.
4. Shenzi: Why didn’t I pick Scar, you may ask... My answer is that he is too evil. I mean, to kill his own brother, in cold blood. I cannot condone that kind of behavior. I instead turn to one of Scar’s killers and really the hyena’s musical number makes it clear that Shenzi, the hyena voiced by the terrific Whoopi Goldberg is the brains of the operation.
5. Gaston: He’s “roughly the size of a barge.”
6. The cats from Lady and the Tramp: How cool are they? They are almost as wicked as Ursula and have an amazing musical number. Plus dogs are always getting blamed for the nasty things that cats do. Thank you for seeing this, writers of Lady and the Tramp.
7. The evil queen from Snow White: She is crafty and resourceful. Evil but, there are usually reasons for such appalling behavior.
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